I read through all of these on the full list more or less taking quick note that their year is listed with their name.

+1 lifetime of free hot dogs, no drinks

Sounds like you don’t support our troops.

I’m on probably my 3rd noot super thin case for my iPhone 6...not bad for a sub-$10 case over the last 3 years. It was recommended right in the Gizmodo comments and I took the tip while also being furious that I had to get a case in the first place. The phone was just way more slippery than the 4 or 5.

Scooter prefers to ride solo.

Tried watching...but then my dog started barking at my computer so I had to turn it off after a minute or so. He’s still barking and giving me a weird look.

Given the literal wording of the rule, I think you just might be right.

I was so pumped to see RTJ at Lolla this year. I dragged my wife and thanked her for being a good sport, knowing she’s not super into hip-hop, and certainly not songs where listening to the words are half the fun.

Speaking of simple burns, I was listening to Future’s “Same Damn Time” remix yesterday.

Diddy opens the track by shouting “You n****s can’t multitask!”

Out of all the basic rap burns you hear all the time (“you’re a lame,” etc.) I couldn’t help but appreciate how beautiful that one is in it’s simplicity. Diddy is so…

Counterpoint: The Bears went to the Super Bowl when you (and I) were likely in college. And as much as it sucks being a Bears fan more often than not, watching Devin Hester in his prime was pretty fun.

These people will now pivot to “why can’t he just use proper grammer?” in response to “I wasn’t doing nothing, man.”

Drake brought KD out at his Oakland show...the fact they’re friends is hiding in plain sight.

They also threw in the obligatory “_____ is NOT from Chicago...he/she is from a SUBURB!”

Agreed in principle but it’s not that easy - I bet 90% of my friends probably haven’t heard of Monoprice.

In all seriousness, I can’t get Uber to direct their drivers to my street address - their GPS directs them to my alley every time and without fail the driver gets confused and drives around for 10 minutes. Uber’s response was to tell me that I could set favorite locations in my app.

Oh God...pineapple has 16g of sugar per serving? That’s it. Literally nothing worth eating is healthy.

This is great!

I have had my Spotify linked to my Uber account for awhile. It has only worked once...and the driver got so startled they started fumbling around, apologizing. Haven’t bothered trying to use it since.

Good context!

Ah yes! I’ve been waiting for a laser machine with an endorsement from “Heavy Grinder” so this is perfect.