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Do you mean Matisyahu or Frank?

It’s been like 4 years, and to this day every time I hear the word “chug” I immediately start thinking about whether making a butt chugging joke is possible. When will it end?

Get a ring consultant...like Adequate Man told me to do last year.

Yeah My MBP15" is about that old, maybe a little older - maybe I should just get some upgrades put in. I really want a new iMac but every time I think about it I can’t really justify buying a new computer with all the other devices I have (and a laptop for work).

Does this mean I have to finally upgrade from Snow Leopard? My computer’s already slow and I've seen what a new OS can do to an older iPhone/iPad...

No, sir, I’m sorry but you did not disclose that you installed a 700 foot waterslide on your property, so we will be declining coverage on this claim.

I listen to the Sleep With Me podcast. Works better than anything else I’ve tried (short of, you know, medicine).

Not to be a stickler, but...

Can you explain how Arya changed faces? Perhaps I wasn’t ever paying attention enough - but I never got the feeling that you could just take a face with you without anyone knowing (or, like you said, maybe people know but don’t care).

Love them...provided you’re using it before it spoils, and not leaving you with a clean shirt but smelling like vomit.

Love them...provided you’re using it before it spoils, and not leaving you with a clean shirt but smelling like

<Awkward silence>

This is why I buy my Xboxes from Costco. When they stop working (they WILL stop working), you just bring it back and they give you a gift card for whatever you paid for it.

I recently remembered this would have been the Chicago Olympics and, as much as I'd like to think everything would have been built...would it have, though? Takes like 4 years to rebuild an intersection here.

$55...million dollars!

When I was younger ALL I wanted was a Scott Williams #42 Bulls jersey. Looked at every Sportmart/Sports Authority trying to hunt one down. No dice, ever.

I was registering for my wedding and had to explain to the guy working there that my chef’s knife selection was very important because the President gave Charlie Paul Revere’s knife and balance is very important.

It’s weird for me for a slightly different reason - I was a huge Bulls fan back then, and haven’t given a damn about the NBA since. The Warriors are too fun to not watch.

Ugh that guy in the pink hat wanted a high five so badly. I feel so awkward watching

Guess I shouldn’t have pulled the trigger 3 hours ago

Guess I shouldn’t have pulled the trigger 3 hours ago