I actually really liked the first two of these - I laughed hysterically at the second one - but this one didn't make me laugh at all.

Hey Jolie - I used your advice to clean my garment steamer with a vinegar/water solution. The instructions on my steamer said to do it until half the tank steams out, let it sit for 30 minutes, and then repeat with fresh water/vinegar.

After stumbling upon freshly ground peanut butter in college, I really don't eat anything except honey roasted peanut butter that I watch come out of a machine. This is annoying, because I inevitably have to go to Whole Foods for it and pay an absurd amount. But it's like what people used to say about cable...once you…

Hey! He's about to cry! Quick, put him in the new "No More" commercial for the Super Bowl!

Can't believe the eTips are on this list. Hands down the worst glove I've ever owned for keeping my hands warm. They will cut the wind, sort of, and that's it. No insulation.

Can't believe the eTips are on this list. Hands down the worst glove I've ever owned for keeping my hands warm. They…

Cooking still terrifies me, but I do enjoy grilling. I bought my mom a Thermapen for Christmas a couple years ago after reading the SeriousEats Guide to Grilling over and over and over. I still don't think I can warrant a Thermapen for myself, but I'm thinking a Thermapop is definitely in my future this spring.

In fairness, isn't that the point of the EcoBoost product line?

I LOVED this car when I was young. My eye doctor had one...so I strongly considered that being my answer to "what do you want to be when you grow up?"

Come on! If they charge you $16K, you call Amex, not StubHub. You tell them that wasn't authorized, and by the time everything is worked out, you have your tickets and you probably pay nothing.

Yes, I'm sure he said "College Football Playoff Game Presented by AT&T."

Almost one year earlier to the day, in my office in Chicago...

I tried making the mount argument. I believe her rationale for wanting the in-dash nav was "I just like it, ok? You want black rims and shit, I want this."

Thanks for posting this, I was about to ask why you would pay for ANOTHER data plan, but this makes sense. I always just figured my best option if I needed to be able to let people have wifi in the car would be to enable tethering on my phone.

Says you! If I was going to buy a Wrangler, you're damn right this thing better have at least the same functionality as the old Power Wheels Wranglers.

Didn't he just tell you?

This is especially relevant if you live somewhere that traffic congestion is almost more important than anything else for getting around. I'm certainly not paying a subscription fee so I can get traffic in my car on top of whatever data I'm paying for on my phone.

Granted, I haven't watched it in years, but I recall 300 exceeding my expectations. Meanwhile, you're telling me to watch...Creighton?

American Sniper doesn't launch everywhere for another 2 weeks.

Kevin - please just read over your post once before you post it. I swear Denton won't take the 98 pageviews you'll miss out of your paycheck.

You guys should see the shit people do with their new Js on Instagram after a big release. It's ridiculous.