Who is letting Dilfer button his own suits? This man wears a suit on television and doesn't even know how to button it properly?

JJ SWATT!

For what it's worth, growing up near Cabrini Green puts you in one of the wealthiest parts of Chicago.

Actual response from lawyer:
"If you sue us, we will outbid everyone for NHL game rights.

FoxTrax will continue."

At first I was like, "You could make the argument that the exposure is worth it." But none of these artists need it - not even if they have new music they want to push, because the halftime show is always songs that have already been completely worn out.

As a kid, I loved McD's Hi-C so much that my mom bought it directly from the restaurant to shut me up. She'd bring home these gallon jugs filled with sugary syrup just because I whined that the store version sucked.

I mean it's glorious. Just seemed surprising

Really just letting the art dept do whatever, eh?

Maybe I'm wrong, but if this car was for enthusiasts, wouldn't they want to get focus groups of enthusiasts? And if this was a good idea, wouldn't the enthusiasts then say, "That's a great idea!"

I get what he's saying, but the way he said it kind of reeks of CEO bravado. Basically saying "I don't care if it sells, I…

I wouldn't want one simply because they remind me too much of Scott Storch

Moon Man any day over Spotted Cow

That's like somebody saying "I hate the new Miley Cyrus song" and you replying, "You listen to Miley Cyrus? LOOZER!"

I just can't get over the fact that people make cakes that would look better than this.

When I saw his tweet this morning I immediately started thinking about how smart he thinks he is about this shit. Like...you think that's a bold prediction, Darren? YOU THINK YOU'RE A DIGITAL EXPERT, DARREN?

Literally snorted reading your second paragraph

I thought I was being cynical at first, but seriously - does everything have to come back to his foundation?

ARE YOU CRAZY YOU CAN'T IRON THE LOGO

It was amazing. Perfect for shooting my stepmom's shady cats.

You were close! Favorite song by the Bawse: