See also: timepiece.

Which Jimmy Eat World album? <—- very important question

Do you host weddings at a local community center?

When is USA Football planning to send Gawker a cease and desist for posting screenshots of a quiz they're supposed to pay $25 to take?

Why is Drew's voice so weird in person? His book reading ruined how I read his posts.

Who ya gonna call?

I thought that movie looked absolutely terrible. But it was so, so funny. I had similar results with The Other Guys

Resisting every urge to just start spewing random quotes...

It's all I could think about...

Is Blackhawks racist? I thought we decided to go with "no" on that one.

No? No one thinks it's funny that the Body by Jake guy started MLL?

Jay's line has gotten the bros who run Major League Lacrosse all riled up.

POOOOOOO!

He's saying he wasn't driving either? Then why would he be taking a field sobriety test?

Jim Cooke really killed it with this one...

Yeah? The only thing?

I also appreciate the ice girls wearing inexplicably tiny outfits scooping up all the snow collected on the ice during commercial breaks.

But man, LOVE it when the tiny goalies race during intermission at Blackhawks games. Those pads! Those proportions!

I guess I just fundamentally disagree with the notion that some jerk on a power trip can use that power to break the law he's claiming to protect. Kind of surprised people still make this argument post-Snowden.

Haha I'll admit that my "a's" can come in a little nasally sometimes, but nothing drives me crazier than "baygs," "ayygs" etc. Do they say "kayg" too? I don't know. But it's annoying.

Ba-Ba-Reeba is in Lincoln Park. Assuming that all of N. Halsted is Boystown is a pretty bro thing to do, now isn't it?