Really just letting the art dept do whatever, eh?

Maybe I'm wrong, but if this car was for enthusiasts, wouldn't they want to get focus groups of enthusiasts? And if this was a good idea, wouldn't the enthusiasts then say, "That's a great idea!"

I get what he's saying, but the way he said it kind of reeks of CEO bravado. Basically saying "I don't care if it sells, I…

I wouldn't want one simply because they remind me too much of Scott Storch

Moon Man any day over Spotted Cow

That's like somebody saying "I hate the new Miley Cyrus song" and you replying, "You listen to Miley Cyrus? LOOZER!"

I just can't get over the fact that people make cakes that would look better than this.

When I saw his tweet this morning I immediately started thinking about how smart he thinks he is about this shit. Like...you think that's a bold prediction, Darren? YOU THINK YOU'RE A DIGITAL EXPERT, DARREN?

Literally snorted reading your second paragraph

I thought I was being cynical at first, but seriously - does everything have to come back to his foundation?

ARE YOU CRAZY YOU CAN'T IRON THE LOGO

It was amazing. Perfect for shooting my stepmom's shady cats.

You were close! Favorite song by the Bawse:

See also: timepiece.

Which Jimmy Eat World album? <—- very important question

Do you host weddings at a local community center?

When is USA Football planning to send Gawker a cease and desist for posting screenshots of a quiz they're supposed to pay $25 to take?

Why is Drew's voice so weird in person? His book reading ruined how I read his posts.

Who ya gonna call?

I thought that movie looked absolutely terrible. But it was so, so funny. I had similar results with The Other Guys