Resisting every urge to just start spewing random quotes...

It's all I could think about...

Is Blackhawks racist? I thought we decided to go with "no" on that one.

No? No one thinks it's funny that the Body by Jake guy started MLL?

Jay's line has gotten the bros who run Major League Lacrosse all riled up.

POOOOOOO!

He's saying he wasn't driving either? Then why would he be taking a field sobriety test?

Jim Cooke really killed it with this one...

Yeah? The only thing?

I also appreciate the ice girls wearing inexplicably tiny outfits scooping up all the snow collected on the ice during commercial breaks.

But man, LOVE it when the tiny goalies race during intermission at Blackhawks games. Those pads! Those proportions!

I guess I just fundamentally disagree with the notion that some jerk on a power trip can use that power to break the law he's claiming to protect. Kind of surprised people still make this argument post-Snowden.

Haha I'll admit that my "a's" can come in a little nasally sometimes, but nothing drives me crazier than "baygs," "ayygs" etc. Do they say "kayg" too? I don't know. But it's annoying.

Ba-Ba-Reeba is in Lincoln Park. Assuming that all of N. Halsted is Boystown is a pretty bro thing to do, now isn't it?

I'm Tom Crean, and I had no idea Syracuse was going to come out with a 2-3 zone last year.

It takes a pretty hardcore gamer to never leave your parents' basement.

Fairly positive that's a Mac Mini, considering the iMac has a screen in it...

Wu Wu Wu Kenny Wu!

I still remember seeing it and being like, "Wait...did we just see ACTUAL nipple? Gonna have to see if I can dig up a screenshot of that online tomorrow." (You know, because these things took time)