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Meanwhile, Herman Cain’s ghost:

“Hang in there, buddy!”

I would bet they thought they could get away with the old trick of compiling a list of top names and started shopping the project to other stars as if they already had Taylor Swift and Billy Joel on board.

Don’t fuck with the Doobies. They’re known for taking it to the streets.

For some inexplicable reason, he reads as a smart person to dumb people.

I feel compelled to point out that this entire shitshow debacle of a pandemic response is fueled primarily by his burning obsession not to be re-elected and “right the ship” as it were, but to avoid being seen losing. I would say that someone should point out to him that even if he gets re-elected the next 4 years

I would say America has predictably approached the COVID-19 pandemic the same way we’ve approached gun violence, skyrocketing health care costs, immigration, declining education, any pretty much every crisis this nation is facing: by letting a minority of incredibly stupid, ignorant, short-sighted, selfish amoral

And I think you dramatically overrate the potential for introspection Americans have. We’re fucked, and we deserve to be. This pandemic has revealed the true heart of Americans and made it more bare than ever before. And it’s ugly and deserves to die (or at least take its rightful place as a third world country.)

Now that I think about, that would have been a better ending to IT Part 2.

It was the hoagie requested by a death row killer as his last meal, but got sent to the wrong address, and now the killer’s spirit is coming for revenge. Also, there was pork belly.

It's definitely bowed a bit, but I almost never undock it. 

Joycons are among the worst input devices ever devised. If the Switch were anything other than Nintendo, they’d be completely panned. They require an arthritic grip on anyone with hands larger than Trump, and even attached to the plastic bit, they’re drifty, wobbly, and bad.

BREAKING: Leaked documents from the Steele dossier include proof that Obama illegally ordered the Deep State to develop intentionally crumbly chips to distract from Peter Strozok’s sexting transcript that Rudy Giuliani bravely found in Ukraine.

Can we make a deepfake of him walking out in handcuffs.

Are we ironically defending this? Or are we actually defending this->

I love that song. It’s like if Axe body spray were music.

Neutral: On the one hand, air travel is usually vital to national infrastructure, and American airlines have competed with airlines propped up by the states they service for way too long. On the other hand, if you mismanage yourself this hard, the idea of capitalism is that you fail and anything that still works is

Ham-golem’ is a fantastic description of Jones. *golf clap*