Countdown to Trump demanding a US watchdog to make sure the media treats him and his friends fairly starts now.

“I’m getting my sneakers and then I look down at my phone and it’s Daniel Day-Lewis,”

Last Christmas, I dealt you a fart...

The unspoken aspect of that “Party of Lincoln” canard is what, Lee & the Confederates were liberals?

You said it, man.  Nobody fucks with the AlienJesus.

Adam Sandler turned into John Turturro so slowly I barely  noticed.

To anyone claiming Adam Sandler has no chance of being a good dramatic actor, just watch Meyerowitz Stories and shut up.

Orange Jesus would survive both, who are we kidding

Well, sure. “Disapproval” doesn’t actually mean “to not approve someone.”

I had a girlfriend

Warren would need to prove damages. Not sure how this damages her. Wohl might be able to sue himself for defamation.

I firmly think that if the Senate votes and acquits him, the DNC should start openly soliciting help from foreign interests to take out their Senators. If you’re going to say it’s normal, let’s make it normal.

I wonder if Gorka is worried about going to a country with the word ‘negro’ right in its name.

Odd, considering what a complete horse’s ass he is otherwise.

I never liked Mike Wallace, always thought he was terribly over-rated (been on the back side of a ‘60 Minutes’ ‘investigation’) and that his son was a shallow, sycophantic shadow of his father. ESPECIALLY when he went to work for Faux. Then he appeared to grow up/grow some balls of his own, and he was almost…

Many people are saying that the reason Jim Jordan helped cover up sexual abuse in the wrestling program at Ohio State is because he participated in that abuse.  I don’t know anything about it, but it is something many people are saying, that Jim Jordan committed numerous acts of sexual abuse at Ohio State.  I don’t…

Being “the highest-ranking congressional Republican” had little to do with power, but referred more to how far up Donnies colon he was allowed to nestle. Location, location, location

He’s sort of their token journalist.

This fucking guy

What I hope it becomes.