How can you wait for something to happen then say you’ll be the first to do it? It’s like a Trumpism. “If people start building electric supercars, then I’ll build an electric supercar and be the first to do it. It’s gonna be electric. Very electric, the most electric. Electric like you’ve never seen.”

Or the hood ornament some old guy put on his Caddy. Oh wait......

Thanks, great guide. Winter tires are an absolute must. People who have never had them insist they arent necessary. DO NOT BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE. I’m partial to sottozeroes. I would argue tires are more important than whether your car is AWD or not. Posted this in the “cars in snow” thread but even with pure RWD and…

Heated seats are for pleebs, heated steering wheels are true luxury and worth every penny!

Starred for extreme and blatant nerdity. I wish I had that level of attention to detail.

So many cool cars. Cool stickers too.

Halfa Romeo. Dur.

I vote CP simply because I’m 6'9" and could never fit in one properly and I can never experience the majestic beauty that is the Miata.

I haaaaate people who drive in the left hand lane of a 2 or 3 lane highway going slower than the other traffic. Even after I sit behind them with my left blinker on, then pass on the right and cut them off (I know, I know, but I can’t help it), they still don’t get that they’re being complete idiots and keep…

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

Neutral: Would You Buy A New Harley If You Had The Money?

Don’t forget this one:

Nice price all day. I have an E46 wagon that’s been built up as my daily and it cost me this much just in parts and labor — not to mention the car itself which cost almost this much. This is going to be an absolute riot for not much change.

Right? I thought to myself, “Wasn’t that some sort of strange disease people got in the late 1800's?”

Cuss all you want in the body of the article, but for the love of God can you stop dropping F bombs in the title of articles, particularly for something that everyone wants to read like The Morning Shift? You are going to get banned by our IT people, and then I’m going to have to work,

I had someone tell me at a party, with a straight face, as serious as a heart attack, how great the Cadillac they had just rented was because it “kept the car in the lane while I checked emails and wrote texts”

Obviously you should buy FCA. I mean it’s the smart choice that you should definitely make.

Neutral: What Would You Do With A $700,000 Bonus From Work?

I have a layered If/Then question: