Brb, gonna put on my suit that’s at least three sizes too large for me.

You are wrong. Simply and categorically wrong.

The Texas Trail edition should have a built in generator.

Seconded here. In fact, just bought a ‘17 550 in October, so I put my money where my mouth is.

Let’s roll this back a moment: I’d like to isolate the part where you say “you’re not impressing anyone.”

That's a fantastic headline.

We know what happens when you let the internet decide things:

It’s good to know that there’s still a small chance the old “thought the route marking was the speed limit” joke will live on in our robot future.

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

I’m just going to vote “present” and see how this plays out

Haha. I think about how mangled I would be frequently! Here’s a pic of my ‘82 S10 clearing out a few of our old appliances this past Monday. Suffice to say, I checked off “Avoid Highways” on Google Maps for this trip.

 It’s also been rumored to be called the “Mach E,” which sounds like someone from Boston asking for “Marky.”

Just doing some quick math here, assuming it’s around what they currently sell for, it’d be around $93K +TTT, so... $105K, plus some options, which means you’d likely land around $115K. Since Audi’s tend to age like a fine... uhm, bread... let’s assume it’s going to be worth $48K in 36 months.

Me: “Ha! Look at those idiots in their luxury crossovers! Real Jalops know those things are for losers. No way I’d ever even think about owning one."

I run the warehouse for a small brewery in Victoria, BC and what you want is an Chevy Astro Van. The thing about delivering kegs is that you run out of weight before you run out of space and as a growing business you’re always going to need to move a little more. An Astro can fit 12 keg comfortable with room for more…

I used to think exactly the same way. Driving a loaner/rental for weeks at a time, every other month, for a year, and still having daily issues with my F-Pace changed my tune. J.D. Power might not be the ultimate measuring stick for real-world owner satisfaction, but in the case of JLR I couldn’t agree more.

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Triggered.

Please don’t drive around your newborn baby in a 60 year old Corvair, unless you really have no other option. I feel like that should go without saying, but here we are.

3) people with a YouTube channel looking for content. “I bought a cheap used Rolls and you’ll never guess what happened next.”