I think you’re underestimating the level of desperation among the lower income segment of the population. I sold my house earlier this year and had to clear out a bunch of similar project flotsam; nowhere near as much as David had, but enough to fill up a big storage tub plus a few extra pieces in the bed. Plenty of…

My brother makes me do these things.

Kinja is the best (for posting images).

Really what I meant was I wish Mazda would make the Miata in interesting colors. 

I wish automakers would sell interesting colors again, which really means I wish people would buy interesting colors again. 

On invented colors, my favorite is International Klein Blue, designed by artist Yves Klein in 1960. It’s heartachingly, deeply blue.

His shoe melted to the pedal?? Now we know why he only came out with one.

You hadn’t heard about the Tacoma Narrows Bridge until yesterday?
Kids.

I’m upset that he took it to Jiffy Lube.

To think, I don’t own a single car with a cabin air filter.

All of that crud is IN MY LUNGS.

The fireball the moment he hit made me feel sick. My wife and I were watching live, and the first words out of my mouth were something along the lines of... “Holy shit, did we just watch a guy die?”

You’re “guessing”? Well, this being “Jalopnik” and not “Boat maintenance daily”, yes, you’d think that we’re “new to the world of large ship maintenance”.

On the other hand, it appears that you felt the need to inform of us your vast experience at cutting through hulls to replace marine engines. You’ve accomplished…

Still pretty mind blowing for the average Jalop, with little to no previous knowledge into the process.

I didn’t write that headline. "Fascinating" is what I went with.

The best way I ever heard this merger explained is as follows.  The Chrysler Daimler merger was like when Germany and Poland merged in 1939.

Okay

I’ll only turn it on while I’m charging...

Or Eugene Tooms.

Also, it’s between 1st and 3rd because Robinson was a second baseman. Great tribute, great Easter egg.