Disruption inspires consumer confidence.

So the first thousand or so cars are beta testers then?

Custom ordering?

Pretty sure anyone buying a Model 3 is so stuck up their own ass they’d never be caught dead in a chevy. Most likely Jag is gonna get a few orders because of this.

$2500 more for a car you’ve already put a deposit on so it can be built in a tent in a parking lot

Seriously?.....just.....Seriously?

Yours is the correct take. I make my coffee at home 99% of the time, but if all you are doing is pouring me a cup of coffee I am not tipping you $1. 

If i cut out craft beer how else am i supposed to feed my alcoholism but also have it be socially acceptable? 

I’m starting to believe if they stopped drinking micro brew beers (most of which is shit anyways. Yea I said it) and also stopped on the single origin coffee, it could easily pay for a car.

Yeah, he’ll probably sell it way before dealing with any of that...

What makes you think they’re here illegally?

No, it’s not. It has nothing to do with a traitorous war or a defense of a foul institution.

What’s wrong with having a Mexican flag on your car?

The victims aren’t always the participants. Not so fun for them.

You actively read The Root don’t you?

It’s an A series Merc. It’s entry level, AMG badge or not.

The CLA seems to sell quite well in the US, but it’s easier to look rich in one. It’s a sedan and your neighbor won’t know the difference between it and a C or E class.

Crossovers are just tall economy hatchbacks, of course the margins are great. 

Car show bro: “I see you got the ham and bread, but no cheese. Those ingredients are worthless without the cheese. I’m getting twin cheese put in mine, I won’t even need bread. ... No, I don’t actually own a sandwich, but my cousin does and he says you don’t need bread.”

I like how you managed to say “I already knew about these,” but you did it all on the sly so you didn’t come off like “that guy.”

It won’t sell in the US because entry level luxury hatchbacks create way too much cognitive dissonance among the average car buyer. They want a cheap luxury badge, but hatchbacks make you look poor.

Jalopnik staff: “We’re super hyped for this 2019 hot luxury hatch”