I’m surprised anyone noticed what a 51 year old punk rocker has to say about anything. 

Here I fixed it for you.

Counterpoint: This car would be fantastic with the turbocharged four. Particularly when it does the most Jaguar of all things and breaks.

Source: Jaguar owner for 20+ years, Jaguar mechanic for the last 10.

Addendum: Having worked on the prior X250 cars with the V8, it’s awful. The engine barely (read: doesn’t) fits in…

Had you written this about Jags of the 90s, I’d be with you. Jags of the early aughts? Agreed. But the current Jag line up is perfectly understated in my opinion. Nice, clean, and modern without in-your-face styling. The interiors use nice materials without going over the top with the design as well.

Ford hasn’t owned Jag in a quite a while.

Counterpoint.

Ehhh, maybe. As much as the Russians like to claim that it was their sacrifices alone that stopped the Nazis I have my doubts that they could have overcome the Wehrmacht without the vast amounts of Lend-Lease aid given to them by the western Allies. Not to mention the fact that a good third of the Wehrmacht’s…

Oh wow. Yes, please go back. It starts as a really straightforward “murder mystery” doc, but it actually shifts pretty hard and investigates a lot of different high school stuff. Especially once they “release” the doc and the people they’re interviewing have a chance to watch what’s out there. I cannot recommend…

Parody doesn’t mean unrealistic. It’s a imitation or exaggeration of a style for comic effect, whether that be genre or a specific example. Which is exactly what American Vandal is - a parody of the crime serial shows.

You don’t deserve the Uncle you have... bro.

Sorry, David, but I gotta stop you right here. This thing does NOT look like a bro truck. The wheels don’t look stock, and probably are larger in diameter than the stock items, but just LOOK at it! There’s some actual sidewall on those tires!

American Cities Racing League had that concept around 25 years ago. Do some research before you write your dumb headlines.

All racing series require women to compete with men on the same level... it’s not like Indy car or NASCAR have female leagues...

Stupidest article yet on Jalopnik.

“every single crossover, hatch or wagon I’ve reviewed”

Mazda6 Is Always The Answer.

Yeah that part made me laugh. Looking for subtext in a Johnny Knoxville movie is just so ... art school undergrad adorable.

“certainly not clear enough to offer a look at any subtext, even when it’s right in front of the filmmakers’ faces. Knoxville seems to think he’s pining for a simpler time; what he’s actually depicting is closer to a snapshot of a Me Decade narrative where the youthful counterculture slides into aimless…