Scotch Brite green scub pad and Bar Keeper’s Friend (liquid) works 100%

One of the few good excuses for fake tips though

All stock footage and press photos, and here’s literally everything you said about driving the car:

Does it look good at any angle?

“When’s the last time you off-roaded your Jeep? HUH?” idk lol... when’s the last time you took your 86 drifting? When’s the last time you rallied your WRX? Drove 5 people in your wagon?

Think of it this way: the ft-lbs you’re getting per dollar you spent on the oil change are amazing.

I, for one, am really grateful to these big Companies for this representation. I will be consuming all of their products as a result. I think you should consume their products as well. Companies like Walmart, Google, and Danone yogurt deserve your money, so please go spend money with them. And go use Booking.com and…

idk anything about the movie, but I just saw the ending scene on YouTube and a 25 year old romantically kisses a 15 year old. This is a bad thing.

I’d like to be able to drive a car like this as an adult, without looking and feeling like a tool.

Me: I really think I have a chance with you, girl.
Her: I’m dead lol
Me: Great I got the perfect car to pick you up

I feel like this could have been so much more than what it ended up being. Not as engaging, slow, full of compromises. Maybe you can’t have a car like the CRX anymore with modern standards, but still. Sad times.

So she missed everything that’s built to withstand the impact of a car and, instead, crashed into a thing that’s most full of squishy, unprotected people

If there were as many Christian holy grails as there are David’s holy grail Jeeps, there never would have been crusades. Everyone would have been just happy to have one in their cupboard.

Sometimes when I see a guy driving a car or truck that he seems to really enjoy, and he put time and money into making it enjoyable and neat to him, and it’s not like regular cars that others are driving, I like to think about his dick and how small it is and I really enjoy that. Then I tell other people hey, look at…

I’m a sad and lonely man desperate for human affection

Buddy of mine had the same license plate when he was a teen. Parents promised him they would buy him a car if he agreed to get circumcised after they’d all converted to Judaism. Hugh thought, why not?

IMAMPD

That was my retirement grease!

I love their argument about how their cars are exciting...

Yeah but Moses invests