I live my life a half mile at a time. :(

Guy was a prison guard, not in the game at all. You know what they say, snitches get stitches. It’s just that sometimes it’s from a quadruple bypass.

wykyd sykk bruh

Looks like my grandma’s phone with an Otterbox on it. Luxury indeed.

I’d like to see a car commercial with that little girl from the one iPad ad. She’s washing the family car in the driveway and the neighbor lady goes, “Are you washing your new Mitsubishi?” and the little girl goes, “What’s a Mitsubishi?”

But will you MOVIE...pass..?

Thank god his publicist cut him off before he said all lives matter

Perfect condition according to someone who probably doesn’t give a shit about his car. “Haven’t changed the oil in 2 years but it runs perfect!”

Man, Rachel Dratch got ooooold. Where does the time go?

She’s great, but this joke is more dated than my physician chad brother.

What about, in addition to each new episode, you receive a monthly box of curated, bespoke merchandise that fits the episode’s themes, including one mystery box that you can redeem by using Shazaam during the last episode of the month, when the Prize Box QR code comes up on the screen.

Don’t know anything about the book or show, but I’m 90% certain that Edmure Tully screwed something up that led them to their predicament.

Your mom

Picture from a long time ago, my Miata topless in the balmy 40s:

“...the nice weather is not worth the premium anymore.”
Ah man, I thought you were talking about climate change.

gives examples of white people complaining, doesn’t realize one of them is asian, lol

Watching the slow mo video like “I... I feel so alive... for the very first time!”

Youuuu’ll get caught up in the...

According to comments like “FYI she’s a Republican who voted for Trump, just saying...” no, no we’re not done.

But that’s the problem, isn’t it? If and when you do decide to sell your house, what are the odds that you can walk over to your neighbor’s house and ask her to politely hide or remove all her projects, because it’s hindering your ability to get the most for your home?