The best part about being old is that you can be as backwards, ignorant and intolerant without much judgement because “you’re from another time.”

Coming soon, Tesla fires another 800 workers, explaining that they’re just “getting rid of all the racists.”

I love how it’s just the sketchiest Google doc... with zero contest rules, no privacy policy, no branding, nothing. Just a picture of a poster and a request for a bunch of my info.

Guy looks like someone was almost done with him in a character creator and accidentally hit the button that randomized eyes and gave him tiny peepers instead of hitting the Done button. But it was a new game on release day, and they just wanted to get started... so they were like screw it, I’ll find a helmet or…

Lying in a ditch... “Oh man... I’m fading... be sure to like and subscribe... and... before I pass... leave a comment below and be entered into my NAPA Auto Parts gift card giveaway...”

Misread the title, thought it said “Never drive in a Ford.”

Season finale of Yom Kippur already?

Oh they’ll admit it, even sell it to you, so long as you bought the last six of their lies.

$6,845 CP

Feels good to my big dumb American ears.

Weird. I bought my car from CarMax in 2015 and before I signed any paperwork, the salesman went to the NHTSA site in front of me and verified there were no open recalls with the VIN.

Oh, he was sleeping in his office. Just, you know, not doing much else.

Well that’s your own goddamn problem. Don’t bring us into this.

I love how he’s constantly hindered from fighting the fire because he can’t put his goddamned camera down. Can’t open the coolant bottle with one hand? Fuck it! I’m not going to lose YT views so I can stop this fire. Can’t put the water where it needs to go with one hand? Nah, YT views. Can’t disconnect the battery…

whoa rob are you incel?

Yeah, won’t fit in Monaco. Not that monstrosity. I bet it’ll fit in Djibouti though.

But bigger grille = MORE BMW

He was eating the child porn too? Extra gross.

We have that in America. It’s where you get punched instead of shot.

I saw a CLA250 in my neighborhood yesterday. The license plate said CHKM8TE. I thought Jesus, I can’t believe Mercedes is trolling its own customers with manufacturer-personalized plates.