Yes, and before you ask, Zootopia cannot exist because it’s impossible to build a complex inter-species civilization that rivals humanity’s.

Count me in!

No Town & Country For Old Men

You’re really going to do this to David right now?

Here you go, from ye olde Dayton Craigslist:

The dent on the passenger side isn’t even close to matching up. Did you see the video?

I love how all the best 86s have different engines in them.

Is there a button in there somewhere to activate its reliability?

Type R...ut the fuck is this shit.

My god, I’m in love. It’s full of stars.

The thief was then bitten by something venomous and died.

That’s not too surprising, and it’s within what I would expect. I personally love the Keyfoblio, so I’m fine with the result.

Winglets everywhere. I’d be more okay with them if there were also tiny “driverlets” that co-piloted the car

and I hear all the kids care about today is race

Steve Lehto, giving people tickets and then defending against those charges in court. Genius!

I prefer a soft, all-nonsense approach.

Scotty Kilmer, is that you?

Hear that? It’s the sad pleas of every man who owns a roofing company in Ohio, crying out for justice. CAN A HARD-WORKING MAN JUST TAKE DELIVERY OF HIS CORVETTE, FOR GOD’S SAKE?! The only solace they may find is that, yes, it is five o’clock somewhere.

Some people reading this aren’t even old enough to do that, though.

No. Not like this.