If he were a white quarterback, that would have been a penalty all day.

Probably lost a bet that involved as many people as possible having to see him driving a Murano convertible.

Does the dead guy on the bridge get to eat too?

In Florida? Check
Fake gun? Check

Yeah okay, when I can buy SEVEN $100k Cherokees? Bet Porsche feels real dumb right now

I’m assuming they say that because they don’t want to have to siphon out 12 gallons of gas instead of 1 or 2. I’d want the same thing if I were replacing something in the tank.

Definitely one of those gifts where you throw away the gift and play with the packaging.

By the look of him, there’s not much life left beyond today.

JESUS CHRIST

Not sure if this is a joke article, but the author is giving out some dangerous advice if he’s serious. British cars must be filled with Earl Grey, not soup. Anything else is asking for a lack of reliability.

Ah, I get it now. Your ridiculous initial comment was bait for some poor moron to hook their typing fingers on so that you could spout off all your bullshit. Admittedly, I am that moron.

People like me? People who see through your little misery game? What I’m saying is that if you want suffering so much, if you want to live in the end of the world, if you want the complete hell of a place ravaged by destruction and free of societal protections, there are numerous spots in the world in which you can…

If you want that post-apocalyptic experience so much, you’re free to move to Syria. Then again, you’re probably just a whiny wealthy westerner who’s working out some hilariously tone deaf angst.

Grapevine Toyota, really living up to their name.

I’ll do a full review once it’s in Euro Truck Simulator 2

All style goes into slick “making of” video, actual car is shit

And if that water hits your Aston, it’s $4k

Best part of the video. “Hold on. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YEW?!”

Should have been punishment for a speed camera. They could send you a letter that says, “Look at this photograph.”

I’ll put my toe in the discussion and make my stance clear: don’t let a woman’s racist boyfriend make you cast ‘er aside.