That happened to a cat in my old Jeep. Poor cat...

My god. No. Don’t do it. You have to resist this.

From what I could tell watching the video, you would have had to have written this comment a LOOOONG time ago to get in before anyone determined these people to be assholes.

This guy really needs to tell someone else his story before he posts it.
“So then I put the rock in my pocket!”
“Okay.”
“Then I followed the guy for 20 minutes with this rock in my pocket!”
“You just followed the guy for 20 minutes with the rock?”
“Yeah, what a crazy asshole the minivan driver was, right?!”

Hey bro, in a Burfict world, you wouldn’t have to deal with it. Alas, here we are.

lol@telling people who literally fled Cuba that they’re overreacting to his stupid “what about all the good things this guy did” BS. hahaha... “Listen, I’m sure the Soviet Union sucked, but all I’m saying is that this Stalin guy really knew how to design a subway system!”

Is it possible that they didn’t save an infant but, instead, foiled the escape attempt of a tiny spy? Improperly installed child seat... or very properly installed James Bond ejection booster?

While I can appreciate its uniqueness, one could worry that there are so many mistakes on this car that it could trigger a Carfax accident record.

Is there a version that’s a teal Acura? Because I thought I was supposed to buy one of those.

Sounds like one of those “mods” that suddenly gets popular on a model-specific forum. “Yeah, well, I’ve been browsing Mazda2Forumz.net and everyone there does the ‘Rearview Distribution Mod’, where you move the rearview mirror to the middle of the cabin to perfectly distribute the weight of the car 50/50.”

Then you’ve never listened to a fight my wife starts when I’m about to go to sleep.

Vaporware as in they intended to produce a car that used lasers in paintings to affect the physical realm but they never delivered on that promise?

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It’s *POSSIBLE* that it was made in America, I’ll give you that, but I’d like to see its build sheet to confirm it was made in the US.

Reminds me of a time when I went to a car show and saw a guy with his Delorean and a large poster of either a Motortrend or Road & Track comparison article from when the cars were new. Hilariously, the article trashed the Delorean, as it had lagged behind in every performance metric. They only praised the trick doors…

For someone named The Explainer, you give zero explanation for this ridiculous idea.

He fucked up. Should have hastily tattooed that on the pedestrian’s arm.

If I looked like him, I would have went with the “I’m Jonah Hill researching a new role for a movie” lie.

But will it have all the fake vents and scoops that my heart so desires from modern Hyundais?

Is this the one where Jodie Fosters builds that rocket that was texted to her by aliens and Jake Buseys blows it up?