I’m Pretty sure that's what Satan would say... 😈

I can believe that if the 2003 internet was going to share one thing and one thing only, it would be an ASCII version of the matrix.

People are still calling them zambonis? That’s good to see, I figured since her feet aren’t on the ground it would be referred to as a hover board now.

Counterpoint: honoring a man who is a journeyman is a nice thing to do, and the NHL is being dicks about it, so fuck ‘em.