This reminds me of a Wayne Gretzky play from years and years ago - he was about to be crushed by a defenseman, so he passed it to him. The defenseman wasn’t expecting that at all, the puck went through his legs, Gretzky skated around him, got the puck and scored.

This headline reminds me of the “Coffee Guy” segment in The Worst Idea of All Time podcast (Season Two), “Where’s he going? What’s he off to?”

Squibidi bah.

(Two people will get this)

Malicious: doing something I don’t like.

No, it’s the league’s fault for pretending that the fans had an actual choice.