See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!

I would swear the same, but that is probably because I had a first run of the soundtrack on cassette where the original line is confirmed to be present.

Nintendo shouldn't have a hard time selecting the 20-30 best games to install on it…

Just like Lynwood.

With Clint Howard as himse… uh, Bib Fortuna.

My fortune cookie was right, this genre really did peak with Splatterhouse.

The Speed Racer movie succeeds spectacularly in being a Speed Racer movie. The box office receipts and reviews would indicate that it perhaps does not succeed beyond those bounds, but I went to see it (in IMAX!) wanting a movie that captured the cheese, silliness, and adventurous spirit of the cartoon and I got…

Second step. First step was Base Wars on the NES.

NASCAR's view of Talladega Nights does make sense, but only really for viewers of the film who are racing fans. If you know the sport, there is a lot more to laugh with than at in the film, as it pertains to NASCAR at least (the scene with Ricky's first post-race interview comes to mind here, for example).
For those…

Eh, even if Turbo was a success Indycar fans probably would have still turned it into a source of extreme bitterness and infighting.

Despite being an exercise in "how much Larry the Cable Guy can you take?", Cars 2 ultimately lost me when the head of the AMC Gremlin "family" said he was from Detroit. Yes, AMC was headquartered in the Detroit area and AMC IP-owner Chrysler is obviously rooted there, but every good classic car fan knows that most…

We could always join up with the Barks originalists who remain incensed that Glomgold wasn't South African in the first DuckTales…

To be fair, I'm going by memory on this, but I'm pretty darn sure that's what it says.

Would it be fair to say that the new theme didn't make your dreams come true?

The Disney Afternoon Soundtrack liner notes list the lyric as "cool deduction"
… that's for certain.

Don Rosa puts way too much effort into everything he does. Can't say I don't enjoy most of the results, though.

What, no second verse? I need to know if cold deduction still never fails!

They could have gone with the Suburban Legends ska cover, though…

Not only that, he built a big building in the middle of Duckburg so that everyone could see where all of the money he refused to stimulate the economy with was going.

I was raised not to speak of "Quack Pack" in unfamiliar company…