This is terrible.

If only someone hadn’t left the videogames out for the children to get a hold of...

Another fun fact, Guile’s stage was inspired by Top Guns.

To think some people actually care about height.

Just make Sonic Mania 2, Sega. Just because I loved Mania doesn’t mean I’m going to keep buying it over and over again.

Crotch gap is a thing.

I feel like we would be having a very different conversation had this been measuring Peach’s crotch...

I’m not sure but I’m really feeling it either way.

Hopefully Roach makes an appearance, he’s been working so hard for this.

You can easily 100% Majora’s Mask in a single playthrough.

The series has always had a low population problem.

Most people agree Wind Waker has some of the weakest dungeons in the series.

Just because you couldn’t figure the dungeons out doesn’t mean they’re bad.

He complains about the eye thing because it took him a bit to find some of them lol.

He literally bitches about having to deal with 3D space in the game and even says lock on is complicated.