One would assume that being an iOS Mario Kart game alone would be an instant no buy.

Literally.

Texting and driving while slamming an opponent with a blue shell has never been so easy.

Tofu...

How to use chopsticks.

I know Twilight Princess was a bit underwhelming but do we really need to attack it with the Master Sword.

So why does this video feature such a bland song, the game uses Dancing Mad right?

Their ability and strength is because RE is a world where zombies and monsters exist.

It feels like the lazy approach to me.

FFVI is just has dark as FFVII. The only difference is that CGI allowed them to play with proper lightning better. Metroid games are also dark and moody games.

They’re actually just doing the Batman.

It was a PS2 game where you climbed on colossal A.I. monsters in real time.

Seems like you’re annoyed about not understanding this game, I have to wonder if you’ve even played the game.

The virus is contagious and can be spread by fluid transmission.

Jill doesn’t know how to dress herself.

Most games consider things like players getting damage and stuff non-canon to the plot.

Jill, you’re here too?