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You know, we laugh and cheer, but thinking about this more in depth, this is really the way to get at Trump. Logical, intelligent debate isn’t effective (he’s simply not smart enough). Appealing to his humanity isn’t effective (he has none). But he is desperate, desperate to be liked and admired. That’s why Kim

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

Yes they are cowards. As black women stood up and tried to save this country, 53% of white women turned their backs on one of their own. Why? At the end of the day their flat, yoga pant wearing, pumpkin spice latte drinking, This Is Us binge watching, Taylor Swift version of September listening asses will always be

To be fair, this whole incident escalated due to a few missed periods.

It’s just tepid neoliberal coachspeak for “I want all of the credit for being a woke coach like Kerr or Popp, but without any of the blowback that might come if I actually say something meaningful.”

“It’s not a pick and choose what you want to believe.”

Jason Bateman reminds me of all of the guys I went to school with who were too smart to be the class clown, but no smart enough to be recognised for it. There’s charm there, but there’s also a weird vibe of resentment. He puts me on edge.

The secret is to replace butter with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Phenazapam”.

imax could learn a thing or two from a world-class projector like that...

We just need John Oliver to host future Presidential debates.

He looks like one of those ventriloquist dolls that’s just waiting to be possessed by an evil spirit.

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There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

You are saying that he can’t have fun if he wants his political views to be taken seriously.

Am I the only person who watches it Sunday night, laughs at it and then that is it?

What it comes down to for me is that there’s no way I will avoid death

I’m not Amish, just raising my kids that way. Really enjoy not having to share the computer with those bastards.

***Researches who this guy is***

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