Bicentennial man.

How am I supposed to pronounce ‘Jamoke’? I’ve only ever seen it written down(mainly on this site, now that I think about it) but I’d like to start working it into my everyday life more.

Man I really fucking hate the way people are talking about New York at the moment. I’m not American but I’ve lived in New York a lot. Why is it not ‘the real world’? The fact that it is home to people of so many different nationalities, ethnicities and religions surely makes it more closely resemble a perfect fucking…

The most impressive thing about it all to me was that despite days of reading twitter and living in the comment sections of websites like this(containing many people who make me laugh a lot),that she and her writing team managed to find so many pointed and amazing jokes that seemed completely original and hadn’t…

This. This. A thousand times THIS! I am someone who doesn’t drink anymore but most AAers wouldn’t consider me sober because I smoke an inordinate amount of weed. My argument is that I didn’t stop drinking to stop ‘escaping from my feelings’ or anything like that, I think its human and natural(and frankly, a healthy…

I have a rule which is that I leave when the ‘repeats’ start. As soon as somebody tells you a story/joke/conspiracy theory for the 2nd time, forgetting that you just spent twenty minutes going through this an hour ago, I take that as a sign that they’re probably not going to notice you’re gone anyway. So you can Irish…

I am in total admiration of Kaepernick in a way that I never thought I would be. The way he’s handling this in the face of the fuck-tonnes of heat coming his way is really impressive. But given that these issues are so deeply ingrained and it will in all likelihood take a long time for anything to change for the…

Oh god yes. I spend quite a lot of time in America too and love it. Here’s a question: does it also annoy the shit out of you when English people laugh at the way Americans say certain words? “Oh my god, is that really how you say that?!” and stuff like that? Like we have a fucking monopoly on the language. It does my…

My dad’s Irish and my mum’s the product of Jewish Immigrants(via Essex, naturally) but I sound posh as fuck so even though my ancestors probably weren’t the ones doing the colonizing I still feel a need to apologize, mainly on behalf of the rah-rah twats I went to school with because I know they never will.

Yeah and don’t forget cricket! We exported cricket fucking everywhere and I have heard people genuinely espouse that as something everyone should be grateful for. (I do actually love cricket but on balance I’m not sure it quite makes up for the levels of cuntishness we were also responsible for)

Sorry dude, it sucks and I just got curious as to the extent to which Ponder was no longer welcome. I will leave you to quietly grieve now.

Quick poll for vikings fans: Which terrible option is the more terrible: A) Return of Ponder or B) Arrival of Sanchez ?

Stories like this just serve to remind me of how fucking parochial and hypocritical we are. Elgin Marbles anyone? Pretty much the entire contents of the British Museum?

Get back to the important stuff Jim...Like dust! Where has all the dust gone?!

I created a burner account just to say...I fucking love you Mr.Burneko. Never never change...