I’m just going to say: You’re wrong. Depressingly so.

This plan would lead to us not even getting a season 3. And misses the entire point of the structure of the game, which is VERY deliberate.

IS THE GAME GOOD?

And the first Dragon’s Dogma has an exceptionally boring world.

Including the social media post bit so you can needlessly drag him for his political non-opinions is just so incredibly petty.

This is so lazy.

All these tie-ins and extra bullshit for a game that feels liek half of it was removed.

This ending is so strong I think it’s responsible for a good few points of the games review average. The game is honestly a complete mess in pretty much every way, but when that photo album starts up and the photo you choose shows up, it’s seriously one of the strongest emotional moments I’ve had in a game.

I love people still trotting out that second point as if it’s at all meaningful.

The story and conclusion of the second game build on the first game and are even more powerful.

What is it about these games that turns everyone who talks about them into an insufferable twat?

Arc The Lad?!

None of it.

Is that audience on this website?

That’s what they’re complaining about. Having to “upgrade” instead of being able to just use the cool gun that you already have and like.

It’s really weird that it doesn’t mention anywhere in this article that this is accomplished by the game being randomly generated and BORING.

Penny Arcade has become the bad political comics of gaming.

Maybe at Sony or Nintendo, but certainly not at Xbox. You can find Spencer talking about and praising other companies games publicly.

Because... you just think so? Literally no evidence or argument?

You’re talking about new car smell, Valve is talking about huffing exhaust from the tailpipe.