Anyone who is thinking of making a biopic should be forced to watch Walk Hard first.

I remember watching his Macbeth in high school and thinking, “What is this ugly, hippy bullshit?”

First-wave Normcore.

It’s when you hook up with someone you’re ambivalent about and it’s not bad but you don’t come.

Bless you, music supervisor.

I don’t think about him at all.

I’m rooting for him!!!

God I love Julia Holter

Where women glow and men plunder?

Aside from Cate Blanchett’s campy Natasha act I disliked it. But it made me replay Infernal Machine so that was a bonus.

I loved this show out of the gate (Evan Rachel Wood and Thandie Newton knocked it out of the park) and was surprised at its lukewarm reception so this review has me hyped.

They all seem to have a waxy Crisco aftertaste.

A crawfish boil smells like low tide.  

I was a picky eater as a kid but had terrible allergies. My mom told me later that it was common for kids with allergies to be overwhelmed with fruits and vegetables. At any rate, she’d often say “your tastes will mature” which I found condescending but it sunk in because I try to expand my palate and will…

Same. I sort of remember eating them when I was very young and then one day I just stopped. Now they smell like hot garbage and I can’t stand it when someone eats one in a confined space.  I can tolerate them in a well-made smoothie, though.

Congratulations, you now have a barrel.