Counter-point: Shaving like an adult is shaving quickly to get it done so you can get on with more important things in your day. Spending your time concentrating on the minutiae of the perfect shave is a child play-acting at being an adult. Besides, you’re an adult, why do you care about whether your face exfoliates…

This is the single worst take in the history of language.

Polish horseshoes

1. Original Metal Tipped Lawn Jarts......end of discussion.

This is insulting to children and babies.

He was completely within the right. He’s a reporter. A high profile coach’s wife acting out of control to the point security had to be called multiple times is news. He reports news.

BBC = Basket Ball Coach?

now that’s how you record cell phone video.

Did those things really happen? I am literally not sure what is real or satire/sarcasm when it comes to this administration anymore.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

But are extra innings really the problem (particularly with non-baseball fans)? In a given season, about 10% of the games go into extra innings. Of those, the vast majority only need an extra inning or two to complete. I would argue that the non-baseball fan is going to think that baseball is long whether it goes 9…

No

Falcons talk about being a team, but they decided to go with their star’s arm rather than play it smart and safe and run the ball. Someone decided Matty was too good to hand it off. That’s what cost them.

For a 25 point comeback to happen it basically has to be both. The Pats overcame a solid chunk of that on their own so you gotta give them credit, but that last little push was done in by the Falcons offense, who seem to believe that time of possession is apparently an overrated statistic.

You’ve commented on every single super bowl post on this site, holy shit.

Hey remember when atlanta choked?

Listen I know in your New England bubble this won’t resonate but I promise you no one is going to remember this Super Bowl for what the Patriots did.

The second they didn’t hand it off on that second and whatever me and my pops both said “the city of Atlanta is going to regret that play call forever”

List is obviously from an East Coast taco philistine. Does not include the term asada.

Thanks for doing this list, I was concerned all the world's insufferable Mexican food snobs were hanging out somewhere else on the internet today.