People keep thinking that making their own Star Wars means leaning heavily into the “wars”. Rebel Moon does it, The Creator did it. But what I want is for the next “my own Star Wars” is to leave the wars behind and instead lean into Henson/Froud-ness of it all. 

Me, whenever I hear about Taylor Swift’s “Cruel Summer” song: “Taylor made a Bananarama cover?”

I guess you can do that when you look like John Stamos.

“We’re not the ones getting paid to come up with ideas here.”

Man, this is sad. My father had TCM on nonstop in the hospital a few months ago as he withered and died slowly. My last memories are riffing on movies with him and telling Orson Welles jokes. It was so great to hear his laugh a few final times. He sure loved his TCM!

Maybe it was to give more impact to all the whipping and the beating and the scourging and the torturing near the end.

Maybe this is why NBC decided to cancel Kid Rock

It's going to be difficult for him to enter a plea because every time he starts talking he falls backwards into a display rack full of thimbles.

I thought Godzilla killed Bambi years ago.

Homer already has a spirit guide.

If they wanted to break the picket line they should have sent the girls that play Kristen’s daughters out to the strikers to talk to them, all at the same time 

Everything changed when the fire Na'vi attacked.

Christmas is just more special when you have kids.

Traditional marriage involves trading your 15 year old daughter for goats.

Did you really just use the term “coastal elite?”

Inside Out II:  The Legend Of Curly’s Insides

reminds me of this ancient (by internet standards) fanart of astronaut Pac-Man and his dead crew

Actually, if they don’t introduce Sherlock Holmes’ scientist friend Professor Challenger, they’re not even trying. ( For an extra deep cut, they could argue about Spiritualism.)

over-the-top makeup, instead, in this official set photo —> over-the-top makeup; instead, in this official set photo