Jebus Christ hulu BALL UP and keep some of your shit!

I dunno... his habit of throwing fireballs at Mario from a ferris wheel is kinda weird.

Thundercats and Silverhawks had intros that wrote a check that no episode of the shows could ever cash. The animation was never as good, the stories were never as action-packed or exciting, and both had some horrendous voice-acting from otherwise talented voice actors. But man, every day I’d tune in to watch those…

Dungeons and Dragons doesn’t need a reboot. Those kids finally escaped Vengar thanks the power of precision Finnish engineering.

Abracabastard!

Did they just switch out Pilot's head?

Ohhh, I’m sorry Jesse but you’re incorrect. The fantasy land under discussion here is the Moops. Moops.

I love Rick and Morty. The problem is, a lot of the fans, myself included, think of ourselves as Rick, or maybe Morty. The trouble is, we’re all a lot more like Jerry.

What an apt location for Mrs. Dash to be incarcerated.

Land O Lakes Jail? Is that where they're sending Hillary for all those butter emails I keep hearing about?

FANPERSONS: Comic book movies don’t need to be callous, effects-laden spectacles made in a factory to print money for the studios! They can be artistic! They can be dramas, with as much to say about the human condition as any Oscar bait film! They should be considered seriously in the cultural conversation!

This would be better if Walton Goggins had a spiral horn growing out of his forehead.

Headlines like this keep me young, fam, they’re giving me life right now.

Bloodline itself never wonders if Evan is a bad person, and the movie feels stifled by that lack of self-awareness.

“While the work is thoroughly entertaining, and uses themes in the storytelling to thrilling effect, it is also quite contradictory, unbalanced, and at times a slog. It’s as if the author is either schizophrenic, or cribbed the anthology from many authors with opposing points of view.”

It should be about people that come across some dinosaurs, and are at first fascinated and awed by them, then become increasingly frightened until they’re finally running away from said dinosaurs. They haven’t done one like that before, have they?

Bring it on down to Oscarville!

Are you sure it’s not Peter Davison and that Gunn isn’t planning for some weird double Dr Who crossover.

My documentary, When I Last Saw Jesse, screens immediately after Super Size Me 2 at the Gene Siskel Center, Sept. 7th and 11th.

Since there’s no concept of downvoting with Kinja, I can state, without fear of repercussions, that I went to a 70mm showing of the 1986 film Howard the Duck a couple of years ago and liked it.