I was just waiting for this Doctor Who reference.  

One of seven, in fact.

I appreciate you’re not being combative, but to hear that one can “disagree” with a sexual orientation is baffling to me. Might as well disagree with someone’s height, or their earlobe attachment.

“And the Grammy for ‘Best Hip-Hop Album’ goes to...JETHRO TULL!”

My favorite part was how he used the horse people to get super racist, in a movie that was, at least in part, trying to shine a light on other people’s racism. The horse people are constantly oversexualized. You couldn’t get another shot of their dicks in the movie, Boots? No room for one more joke about the size of…

Crossover with the Tick universe:

“in our review, we focused on how ‘steely resolve and amoral pragmatism’ was driven by her belief that Osho was truly the love of her life”

Also available in interactive formats.

You know nothing about periods.

Whoa whoa whoa there. Let’s not go pretending Real Ghostbusters was a bad property.

Magician: “Honey, have you seen my rabbit?”

“Do you know what it’s like to fall down in the mud and be kicked in the back of the head with an iron boot? Wait, no one does. Forget that.”

Man, this was an uncharacteristically poor choice from the Avatar of the Fire Nation.

Feeding your pet eels whole pizzas?  That’s a moray!

Why was glitter in the Good Place?

No matter how many other things I see her in when I see Molly Hagan on screen my 1st thought is “look its ‘Angel’, the sensitive one, from inside Herman’s Head”

 Introducing kids to furries before there was an internet to do the job.

I humbly suggest the Tek Jansen saga. 

And a much less inventive one - in addition to the planet collecting in TPP, there was all that cool mystery about where the missing planet went, as well as the functioning of the pirate planet itself, the psychic powers that residents drew from inhabitants of collected worlds, the nurse/big bad. Plus the weird…