Too hot to handle, too cold to hold, they called the Ghostbusters and they’re in control.

There are Muppet Archivists? Why I am just learning this now?

So they are remaking Harlan Ellison’s “Shatterday” as a comedy*?

An oldie but a goodie. 

I suspect the Terminator phone call to Sarah and Byrne’s suit in Stop Making Sense were troll Tweets as I can’t imagine anyone not realizing that these were intentional.

Still waiting for you guys to cover Misfits and Monsters. You have someone dedicated to writing recaps of a freakin British baking show or whatever it is, but crickets on one of the best surprises of the season.

Plus Trump opted for the 2 Corinthians leather upholstery.

Reminds me of Neil Gaiman’s quote:
“Remember: when people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they are almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong.”

I can assure you, no one was getting 10 year-old me high when I was sneakily staying up late on Sunday nights watching Monty Python on my tiny B&W tv back in the 70's. That, Carol Burnett, and SNL shaped my sense of humor - which explains all the blank stares I’ve been getting for the past 40-odd years.

but you see 2018 Streep is older than 1993 Stallone. Mind blown!

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

You can write an article celebrating this fool getting owned without linking his garbage YouTube videos. He doesn’t deserve the clicks.

For your novelty account to really work, you need to change your name to ManWhoCallsOthersPissyPants, or something like that.

Wtf is epix lol

The first thing I ever saw Dinklage in was the mid-nineties indie Living in Oblivion, which is about a dysfunctional indie movie shoot. His character has apparently only been hired because the director (played by Steve Buscemi) thinks that dwarfs appear in dream sequences.

Like that would be enough to stop the dark master...bator.

Someone you’ve never met, having a version of your idea is sadly nothing new.

Damn right I threw that fish on stage! I didn’t come for music, I came for you to tell corny jokes and smash melons with a giant hammer, Gallagher!

It is so exciting to be reading this very important news on all 8 of my laptops at once.

It’s 3 pm, let’s go have a beer and laugh about something instead of watching old Fox News shit.