They left out the Altered State of Drugachusetts.

Aw, no mention of the Tri-State Area?

He yells “This is badass!” when surveying Atlantis. But yes, it’s wack.

Hunh. For a movie about Jason Momoa and taking place in Atlantis, there are way less Wraith than I thought there would be...

You don’t win friends with salad!

This article is perfectly cromulent.

New York’s hottest club is “OZY Fest”. This place has everything...

He may have been fooled, if being fooled means not suspecting this guy was actually a professional troll in makeup... I have no idea if he suspected it was a set-up or not, and I also think it doesn’t matter because he handled it with dignity and honesty.

Forget the war on Christmas, this is a war on Christmas movies. Next he’ll say “Gremlins” and “Trading Places” aren’t Christmas movies. Bah humbug!

The director’s cut includes Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett from SNL.

But I love rocking out to the intro of House!

Sasha Baron Cohen’s new show just got even weirder.

See, now I have this whole headcanon about Dr. Chap Stick and Suzy Chapstick divorcing after doing these ads because one of them totally ripped off the other’s “Chap Stick is serious medicine. It not only helps to heal chapped/cracked lips, it helps to keep them from chapping/cracking in the first place” quote that…

Guess we know why he’s not Del The Bouncy Homosapien then.

I thought the whole point of making a cartoon band was so they could fall off stages and get electrocuted and stuff and they’ll be totally OK the next scene.

*Harpsichord version ‘Who Are You’ starts to play*

“You sure know a lot about monsters!”
“Yes. I suppose I do.”

In Jared and President Trump’s defense, they are actually quite stupid.