The best thing that could happen now is the restaurant holding a press conference to deny it ever occurred.

And Weird Al opened Al Capone’s glovebox.
“Ah HA!... ROADMAPS!”

Elsinore or bust!

I’m probably a bit biased due to geography and chronology but I don’t think there are more than about 10 bands in the history of ever that are better than The Cars. They just nailed the hell out of a really hard sweet spot between accessible and challenging while writing really great songs and Elliot Easton is easily…

Seems like they should have upgraded her smartphone as well. At least it should have its own marsupial pouch so her hands would be free.

With a pouch situation the breasts would be in the pouch. Like marsupials

I don’t like the legs, they seem more built for speed than endurance. Outlasting prey is how we got to where we are. They also seriously hamper swimming. You could add toe webbing, but then you further negatively impact climbing ability.

Tired of the media telling me I need to have a perfect body

the “reliable heart of a dog”

yeah it was

Wow, I’m shocked at the grade you gave this. I was bored out of my mind; the show is about ghost hunters and named after the ghosts that are supposed to show up. I’m guessing they’re going to remain in that basement office for the rest of the season now?

Anime already taught me everything I need to know about Japanese folklore.

When people talk about this kind of thing they also forget that 50-75% of the show is not political at all. So what I’m saying is that this needs more game show parodies and someone meeting another person’s weird family for the first time.

You know what, everyone just needs to leave the Satanists alone.

It would be more realistic if the film were about a coven of friendly Satanists who rescue a pizza girl from a group of evil Christians.

Do you by any chance write “millenials are killing [insert noun]” think pieces for a living? 

Passwords must be alphanumeric-a.

I’ll always give this film a hell of a lot of leeway just for letting Nixon slip in a “the King is everywhere” reference.

I bought a Vectrex at a Goodwill for $10 almost 20 years ago. It’s my only retirement asset that’s actually appreciating.

Don’t tease me like that

Neil, is that you?