A Married With Children revival starring Bud Bundy has to be inevitable.

Lambo!

What is this, a spoiler for ants

They’re not attacking Christianity- they’re attacking people who claim to be Christians, but whose actions are completely against everything Jesus stood for.

Is there any group other than devout Christians with a wider gulf between how persecuted they feel and how persecuted they really are?

Well the thing is Facebook lets you control which of your genitals is public and which of your genitals is private.

Heathers TV shoooooooooow... (don’t do it!)

No, Sean, I would most definitely not trust my private genitals to Facebook.

I had never heard of Cardi B. until a couple weeks ago and now she’s everywhere. I haven’t been this confused since everybody on the planet started drinking La Croix en masse.

Why do they all look Russian? Oh right.

OOOH WAH HA HA HA!

BUT I CAN STILL REMEMBER JUST THE WAY YOU TASTE

If he has scripts ready to go, why not just change Mad Max’s name to ... let’s say Angry Archie and just make the movies with another studio. No one cares what the silent dudes name is, we just want to see him drive fast and kill people.

Those responsible for the sacking of Gondolin, have been sacked.

JJ Abrams had no intentions for anything other than creating mystery boxes.

My review of the puzzle:
Time taken 5:22, which is 2:21 faster than average, so this puzzle was pretty easy statistically for me.
The best answer is either FETAATTRACTION or MUENSTERSINC, which another slight fake theme answer with 39D “Cheesy stuff” and CORN.

Only thing I had no idea about was 7D “Wild equine” ONAGER and…

Mein Kampf: As Read by Gilbert Gottfried.

Bootylicious, of course!

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