“Caaalllll the Poliiiccce . . . !”

No sir, I don’t like.

No, Sir, I don’t like it.

Unionion! Onunion! Uninoninoninoniunion!

I said it once, and I’ll say it again. I’m the guy who liked this movie a lot. And im not embarresed to admit it.

Brands are not people

Both pale in comparison to “I’m All Right.”

The glasses let us know she is a scientist. If you take her glasses off, she doesn’t look like a scientist anymore.

It’s not that it’s just a song about Christ and the afterlife. It’s that “I Can Only Imagine” pure evangelical ego music bulls**t. All the problems of Evangelical Christianity contained within it from the very first lines. “I can only imagine what it will be like / when I walk by your side.” By asserting that they are…

‘Tis no man, ‘tis a remorseless eating machine.

It’s because people who like football and boxing don’t try to trick their friends and family into watching movies about those things, or ban their children from watching any movies about other sports.

These companies are clearly in the pockets of Big Not Wanting to Die!

i have ideas. someone please throw money at me so i can make them into full-length features.

You know, I’m the perfect guy for the AutoMan/Manimal crossover reboot...

There is no future, only ZUUL!

I forget the names of the agencies, but he should have been reported to the federal agency for a psychological something-or-other, and the agency didn’t do it. I read that if it had been reported to the federal agency, he would not have been able to have a gun legally. Again, I forget the names of the agencies, but it…

Hate to disagree with the man himself, but there’s no way we’re still on “dibi”s by the end. It’s clearly devolved into more of a “dobodopo” by then.

Hey Lucy I’m home

..pretty open minded I hear...