I would call Mr. Daniels loony, but since is the #YearoftheBird and I love loons, I won’t insult them, and just say that he should be more concerned about his own writings of deals with the Devil. Making bets with The Prince of the World and Lord of Hell is not a frivolous subject for songs with fiddle music in them.…

Because they’re all in public office and have better health insurance than we do.

The Stairway to Heaven! The Bullet Train to Heck!

I had that movie on VHS! Tiny Toons was an obsession of mine.

Charlie Sheen Ben Vereen shrink to the size of a lima been.

My evidence has been living in more than a dozen countries and knowing people from all walks of life. Far FAR too many people are willing to believe anything as long as it conforms to their expected set of beliefs. This includes comedic news. Unfortunately I know people who used to watch political comedy more then…

Sorry, Disney, anything that ever needed to be said about Merlin was in the pivotal “Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders.”

“Also, JANET.”

The problem is not realising that we’re only the third most intelligent species on the planet!

Because of the holidays I had time for only one movie night this week. I watched La Marquise d’O... with an assortment of leftover Christmas goodies. A few cookies, not frosted though, those all went almost immediately. Some delicious Lindt chocolates that I recovered from a jumble of wrapping paper. The last of the…

No matter how many times they try to reboot it, the 1942 Lewton/Tourneur film will always be the best!

AV CLUB: “...no autoplaying videos that you can’t scroll past fast enough...”

There always seems to be an opening for these people. They always find a backdoor.

I want to watch this movie but I don’t want to encourage them to make more.

So it’s a remake of Theodore Rex, basically?
Someone call Nathan Rabin.

Jesus fucking christ.

Uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

“Cloud City Gas Mines.  Come here and get gassed, baby!”

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