Are you think of adding a button that you can click and fudge comes out your phone? Because I...well let’s just say I really like fudge.

Popular isn’t really popular though is it? It’s more like the one with the most responses, and if some troll makes an incendiary comment people feel the need to reply to, that troll will rise to the top.

Not for nothing, but these kook fringe beliefs have a way of showing up in the highest levels of power these days. It’s probably better for people to understand where they’re coming from before it shows up on Fox & Friends or gets amplified by one of Trump’s friends like Alex Jones.

I’m gonna let your internet service quality...............…..........................drop

Why should he change his name? It’s the other guy that sucks.

...much in the way production of Ishtar should’ve been shut down on the first day of shooting.

“[various sound effects/music made only with mouth sounds]”

It’s about putting out fires with gasoline, I think.

There are 53 dead people rotting in front of their TVs right now, and all Netflix can think to do is make fun of them. 

Something was pouring from his mouth. He examined his sleeve. Blood!? Blood. Crimson copper-smelling blood, his blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. And bits of sick.

Man, if you think Hannibal seems like an ass, wait until you hear about the stuff cops do.

Good news! Trump is on TV!

You might be right about that. He’ll still be a shitty, shitty President, regardless of how long he’s in office, and the people voting for him will largely still be spiteful, short-sighted, feckless tools. Perhaps it’s time for people to focus less on who will win than who should win.

Liberals on the Republican Candidate: He’s a fat, unqualified gameshow host with mob ties who bragged on tape about sexually assaulting women.

Awwwww. Are we supposed to protect all the little right wing snowflakes widdle feelings? Should we give them a safe space?

Damn. This looks nothing like the comic strip.

I thought the last time the planet came out of phase, Isaac would have turned them into the Borg.

You have angered the Picard and we all may suffer for it

Well hopefully he’ll also beat Roy Moore. :)

“I didn’t mean for me!” underlies a shocking amount of conservative philosophy.