“Tee ar ee, ee-ee ee.” ~ Tina

Shrimp? I love shrimp!

Hear hear!

The Devil Went Down to My Ass

I doubt anyone will see this, since I’m late as hell to this post, but: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

The Star is much more entertaining than its source material even though they left out the big villain in the story, Yahweh, to make it more marketable to children.

It’s just so much more accessible than Hamlet.

He doesn’t look anything like Tom Bosely!

Chili’s only hires people who are eminently Quallified.

“I was downstairs talking with some people that work here that we all talk about our faith and we share the same beliefs.”

“Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo. What’s in the middle? The white stuff.”

Sure, but just you wait, Trump is going to make the biggest, most beautiful foreign policy mistakes you’ve ever seen!

I’m banking on the twist eventually being that there isn’t a Good Place, or at least that there’s some ultimately sinister nature to that side of things too. At very least, the cosmology at work here is interestingly at odds with most ideas of morality—certainly any humanistic ones.

They all bloat down here.

Uh oh, Lil’ King Trashmouth has been cheating on his no-carbs diet.

NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! YOOOOUUUURRREEE SSOOOOO STUPID!

So what you’re saying here, if I’m understanding correctly, is that... William Hartnell killed JFK?

This list is incomplete.

How hard is it to say “that” instead of “if” in an apology?

Oh great. Now movies get spinoffs without actually featuring the character that is getting a spinoff. That’s too much, man!