Hey, don’t say things like that. If you dream big enough & try hard enough, you can be anything you want to be

Praise Besus!

I thought his catchphrase was, “Coolant Leak! We’ve got a coolant leak!”

This whole story is total bullshit. More left-wing lies from the lamestream media. Pence does NOT want to ‘hang all the gays’. He is a deeply religious man of unshakable conviction. He wants to stone them.

Most recently, one of the latest Nine Inch Nails videos.

5. The opposite of a king.

“Trump scientists clone Bin Laden in effort to undo major achievement of Obama administration.”

Im guessing from that nearly perfect Blue Steel he’s doing that his next film is Zoolander 3.

Before Hef, no one gave a damn about naked women. In fact, they were considered a nuisance at the best of times.

DEATH STAR PLANS

I love how it’s all about “let the invisible hand of the market do its thing” for these people and when it doesn’t work out, it’s some grand conspiracy that has to have occurred for a “likeable conservative character” to not be received by the free market.

Don’t call it a comeback. It’s been here for years.

I don’t think that’s the only way to interpret it. In fact, what I love the most about it is the way the overall metaphor, can be applied to many things:

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

r.i.p., and thanks from childhood

Dispiriting but unsurpising. Of course people who regularly confuse money for merit, cheating for cleverness, rudeness for honesty and a lack of impulse control for courage are going to confuse a lack of class for a lack of elitism.

And if it weren’t for the tireless work of sewer clowns, the streets would be filled with kids!

I would have a blast reading those, except that when you click on them it goes to the top of the comments on a 900 comment article instead of the actual relevant comment, and I’m like “Screw it, I’m not digging through that”.

There are many great places where this comment is relevant, but I have to say that I love the customized “Related Articles” headers that the AV Club is doing. “Further Incitements to Class War” is a classic.

I thinking the other day how great it would be on one of those procedurals where they get the wrong guy. The audience knows all along it’s the wrong guy, but the cops proceed ahead and ruin an innocent man’s life and then they have a laugh at the bar and that’s the whole episode.