This isn’t as funny as when Larry Miller breaks down the different levels of drinking.

You’re wrong Kel C! You’re wrong! John Oliver’s rants are hilarious, and you are wrong. It’s a fact, Kel C. It’s a fact.

They should just have Clint’s marriage end, bring Palicki into the next Avengers movie and have her marry Hawkeye LIKE GOD INTENDED.

“When he puts his power on display, it’s never without reason. There’s a purpose. And we may not always understand what that purpose is, but we know it’s not random”

It’s a Category √-1!

Inhumanoids? Because that might give me legitimate nightmares.

What are the odds his cause of death will be ‘impaled through eyeball after falling’?

Hopefully the sequel will be called Its..

We can’t rebuild him. We don’t have the technology. RIP

What if the fadeout *is* the ending? It symbolizes that the song, and the emotions expressed therein — something along the lines of “baby baby baby be my baby baby, yo” — will continue to persist into the future, even though the song itself is at an end. Otherwise, you’re in a situation where you are pledging…

I love my dead gray commenters!

Old Testament God: I’m gonna send plagues, dare old men to kill their sons, flood the whole damn world, and set these twin cities on fire! FUCK YOU ADAM AND EVE I TOLD Y’ALL TO NOT EAT THAT APPLE!

YOU ALL STILL HAVE CRONENBERG!

You raise an interesting point—anyone who truly believes that being gay is a “choice” is probably gay. Any straight person knows by experience you cannot choose to be attracted to the same sex.

See, the thing I love about the Catholic Church is that they take a bunch of basic features of human psychology and decree that they’re all evil, guaranteeing that people will feel bad about themselves.