billygoatesq
William T. Goat Esq.
billygoatesq

Huckleberry Finn... Finn the Hu-man... Live-action Adventure Time movie!

...Algorithmetic.

Stop trying to make Fletch happen

Whoever wins, we lose

A bunch of child actors were hired for the Watchmen TV series, you say?

Excellent. Phase One of my plan is now complete.

They already wrapped up the cliffhanger in a TV movie.

Now playing

I always assumed the band’s name was a Tiny Toons reference.

Sorry, that was a butt dial. Butt post? ...Butt stuff.

Ei ryrtieerrj

Adequate Job, Internet!

If I’m not mistaken (and I usually am) it looks like the title of each track is an anagram of “Smooth by Santana ft. Rob Thomas”.

“why! won’t! this wig! come off!”

Punishing the innocent for the crimes of the guilty is the exact opposite of justice. Preventing the opposite-of-justice from happening seems to me a pretty important duty of any system that calls itself “the justice system”.

Sheesh, how many Alpha and Omega movies are there?

“James McAvoy’s The Chronicles Of Narnia character.”

So what you’re saying is, he’s not the droid we’re looking for?

If you play the movie at 1600 times normal speed, you hear Smash Mouth’s “All Star”.

Gun owners?