This was going to be my answer too! Except, I disagree that the book was good.

Where’s Puddle of Mudd?

THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA IS SURPRESSING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE CHEESEBURGER EMOJI #cheeseburghazi

I’m starting to wonder if maybe I’m not pervy enough to become an entertainment industry mogul.

Solo: A Star War

OK, I believe you

“sniglet”

I’ve been looking forward to Inhumans. Finally, a character with hooves has a major role on a network show! We’ve come a long way.

LUKE NEEDS POWER CONVERTERS

WELL IF YOU LOVE AMERICA SO MUCH WHY DON’T YOU LIVE HERE???/?/

(crosses legs nervously)

We all Kinja down here.

They’re not “peaceful protesters” if they bring weapons.

I like that the columnists here are having fun changing the “Recommended Stories” header.

Hey, centaurs need love too!

I remember seeing a TV movie when I was little, called “And I Alone Survived”. It was based on a true story about a woman who was the sole survivor of a plane crash. Looking it up just now, I see that it’s not about Juliane Koepcke, but Lauren Elder, in a plane crash that took place five years later than Koepcke’s.

“Variance”? “Emulations?” Whaaa?

Dammit, Jaxxon was the only reason I was looking forward to this.

He needs to take a bath!