Her final form is Steven Tyler.

You'll be standing in a line to buy tickets.

Do her fans know that she's hust trolling? Because if they don't, it doesn't really matter, does it.

The A.V. Club

"A real liar wouldn't be that bad at lying!"

Well it's not quite a torte, it's not quite a porpoise, but man…

Comet is showing a Godzilla marathon tomorrow. They've also revamped their weeknight schedule:

I'll be watching it religiously, because A) I love ill-conceived television, and B) the premise resembles a short film I've been wanting to get off the ground for years.

Oops, Chancellor Puddinghead's gone.
She's gone. What went wrong?

Ghost Robot

Miranda Veracruz de la Hoya Cardinal

Nephew

Followed, of course, by Klown and Robin

[note to fx crew: insert penis here]

The important difference: DJINN is acceptable in Scrabble, IFRIT is not. I learned that the hard way.

So… Kanye's a furry?

Pining for the fjords?

Some of my oldest posts here, from before the Disqus merger, have a My-Little-Pony-based avatar that I can't get rid of.

That's Numberwang!

I'm trying to place Wheatus' accent. He sounds like the cartoon guy chasing the dog at the beginning of TV Funhouse. "Come back here with MOY SHYOW!"