Why the long face, Vicki?

You. Magnificent. Bastard.

Can anyone confirm this?

You weren’t kidding about the litter. That’s alotta white trash there.

Afraid nobody around here

Travis County, that’s Austin, pardners. : )

“Maybe the equivalent of a high-end suite room in a fancy hotel.”

Posterchild for The Accident Waiting to Happen Foundation.

The picture in the dictionary next to the word “pimp”.

McDonald’s

So you can understand what they are being tempted with, posting picture of sexy Ghanaian woman.

From the shape of the head in the blurred image, that has to be a Ferengi. A time- travellin’, Orioles-hatin’ Ferengi.

Is playing modern music from your phone anywhere any less annoying than playing 90's music?

What is wrong with ppl? Stories like these are hard to digest.

“Bobby, I hate to tell you this, but I wouldn’t be a good parent if I didn’t... Soccer was invented by European women so they’d have something to do while their husbands cooked dinner.”

So you’re saying that instead of playing nice, they just took their balls and went home? Spoiled brats.

Matchstick Men : lie, cheat, steal, rinse, repeat.

He’s picking up bad habits from hangin’ out with Papa John. His hair is definitely enhanced, and a bigger lie than Peyton’s.

He looks more like himself with the trademark hairline divot. You don’t take away Superman’s spit curl or Elvis’ sideburns.

The Dark Side always gets the cooler oufits... and the crazy ones are always hell in the sack.