The Girl from Petrovka.

“My favorite Ghostbuster is the black one!”

“Did you kill today? Did you TRY to kill today?”

You. Magnificent. Bastard.

Damnn... That’s harsh. Guess the two things you definately DON’T wanna steal are maple syrup and posters from North Korea.

Aww, take off your fucking rose-colored glasses, Polyana, and quit saying it’s ME that has the problem.

Disturbing. On SOOO many levels.

If you pull it out and let them see it, they can’t help themselves. They are overcome with lust and the romance of the moment and jump all over you. Any idiot that’s seen at least one porn movie knows this. Works everytime, except with the ones that call the cops.

People still live in Detroit?

As I’ve said before, that’s a very weak ass charge of the mound from somebody that really wants to fight. He practically throws himself into Nolan’s headlock, and Nolan doesn’t seem to be trying very hard to hurt him either.

Also, realize that Japan is not

Which, I’m guessing, has alot to do with how these contests started. Years ago, at county fairs and town meetings and such, food was a prize. We know you boys go hungry most of the time. Let’s see how fast you can eat an entire pie when it’s given to you and you don’t have to share.

Sieg Heil, Herr Nivea!

When Bette Midler played the bath houses in NYC, guess who was playing piano for her?

Cuirass. Wizardry series. Bane of the Cosmic Forge.

If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is there to...

Well, Tebow still wants to be an NFL QB, make him an offer.

Heard a story many years ago, ‘bout a guy that always parked wherever the hell he wanted and always got alotta tickets. So he applied for the plate “NONE”. When the police would show up, write the ticket, in the spot where it said License Plate No. they’d of course write NONE.

“Am I gay? What? No! I sell propane!” -Hank Hill, Arlen, TX

They tried to explain away that obvious error but I ain’t buying it.

They tried to explain away that obvious error but I ain’t buying it.