I'm always kind of amused when billy girl complains about the book she's reading. I abandon books that displease me, but with her if she makes it past, say, one-quarter of the way in then there's no way she won't finish it (however joyless that endeavor)

Yes those are all good, though I would have counted 4…,5…,3…,6

I have a magic wand here. If you ask me to, I will wave it and you will not longer have to watch things you don't want to watch.

"One two three four! [audience: "cabbage rolls and coffee!"] Mmm-mmm good!"

Ow my brain

By law, every Canadian garage sale must include at least two Bill Cosby records and the Bob and Doug McKenzie "Great White North" album.

I'm so happy that he's releasing another album! I really loved Popular Problems—there's an economy and simplicity of language in his recent work that really resonates with me. "Did I Ever Love You" is one of my all-time favourite Cohen songs—the lover who's come "unstuck in time", as Vonnegut put it.

The only ones left, according to the training sequence with the waif, are Cersei and Gregor Clegane.

The nicest thing a critic ever did for me was to not review a show I played where things didn't go well. The critic (blogger) had written a very positive review of a cd I made, and helped get me on to play a North by Northeast show in Toronto. Despite being older, I was pretty new to performing on stage, and before…

I never understood the psychology of the heckler. I fully understand the pleasure that comes from making fun of something crappy, but to me there's a big difference between saying something to your friends (or to an online community of like-minded misanthropic shut-ins) & trying to tell someone directly that they…

Agreed—Cersei gets taken down by the end of season 7, but at the cost of Arya's life. Arya dies crossing the last name off her list.

Bran has to be involved too—warging into dragons and travelling back in time for some reason

For Those About to Rock *picture of rocking chair on porch*

Whole Lotta Gold Bond

Well as long as he doesn't retire that hairdo, I guess it's ok.

I'm sure most of the money he claims to have lies in his evaluation of the Trump name itself, as John Oliver pointed out. If he values the Trump name/brand at, say, $6 billion, then it's crucially important for him that that valuation remains secret. If it were exposed that he has relatively little in the way of…

Sodomized? All that's alleged is that he publicly stuck his penis into the mouth of a decapitated pig—it's not like he's some kind of sicko!

"If you have 100 million Trump supporters, and that number gets doubled when more lies of Crooked Hillary are exposed, how many Trump supporters do you have?"
"Um…Trump?"
"Partial credit!"

Trumps: taste the ass rainbow

Nae as good as the Red Hot Chili Pipers