Well, you gotta admit, it's pretty jerky

Yeah he sounds like an offal person

*directs meat fart towards Morrissey*

And with good cause!

More of a pasture

Alternative Good Will Hunting scene:

That's your answer for everything—it's not going to happen!

Correct

When planning a trip to Equatorial Kundu it's important to remember that no such place exists.

Well I wouldn't disqualify them, but if I were voting I'd take it into account for sure.

Anyone mad enough to bet against Julia Louis-Dreyfus winning her fifth in a row?

I would love to see Thomas Middleditch win for his great work on Silicon Valley. The smart money's on Tambor, though (who's also very good; I just prefer it when the same people don't win year after year).

Hunky Bill, Ukrainian-Canadian and famed inventor of the Hunky Bill perogy maker, begs to differ. Usage may vary regionally, but on the prairies it would include Slavs who were part of the Austro-Hungarian empire in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. The fact that they were Slavs and not Hungarian at all just…

It was a slur used for Ukrainians too—anyone from the former Austro-Hungarian empire. I think it's a portmanteau/bastardization of "Bohemian-Hungarian"; sometimes shortened to "hunkie".

"You have ugly talents, Martha."

Scared of Joy Division.

Good god, no. *gets the joke* Still no.

Eat shit, pathetic nerds

Lagavulin with a sidecar of Mr. Pibb; one ice cube

Eh! That's what it's named on the box up here, buddeh.